On any given day, Twitter can cause stupid arguments and awesome moments. Wednesday, the Colorado Rockies took to Twitter for both.
It all started with this seemingly innocent tweet.
Nothing like a delicious sandwich at the ballpark! pic.twitter.com/ZBcSHsu6iE
— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) April 28, 2016
Except, you know, A HOT DOG IS NOT A SANDWICH.
The Cleveland Indians seemingly agreed, like any sensible person would, but were generally confused by such propaganda.
@Rockies wait… IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?!?!
— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) April 28, 2016
The Reds … didn’t help move the conversation at all. #TwitterProblems
@Indians @Rockies pic.twitter.com/URIDZdNsBF
— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) April 28, 2016
The Rockies, though, literally shrugged off the chaos they had started.
@Reds @Indians ¯_(ツ)_/¯
— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) April 28, 2016
Things got real. This one tweet started fights, like this one.
https://twitter.com/TaySchay/status/725524206960697346
@TaySchay Sorry…
— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) April 28, 2016
The Marlins spoke for all of us with this response.
@Rockies Bruh. pic.twitter.com/K49u1WkthE
— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) April 28, 2016
But those wild animals in Colorado just did. not. care.
@Marlins pic.twitter.com/W3Ecuhla5O
— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) April 28, 2016
And thus ended the great hot dog debate of 2016. It was rough out there, but let’s all remember the one important takeaway: There will forever be people out there who try to tell you a hot dog is a sandwich. And they will always — always — be wrong.
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