The Fort Wayne Mastodons had the upset of the season Tuesday night, knocking off the No. 3 Indiana Hoosiers in a shocking 71-68 overtime final.
Fans of both teams simply couldn’t believe what they’d just seen, but one Fort Wayne student took things to a whole new level.
Don’t try this at home, kids.
https://twitter.com/btdavidso/status/801280568990150656
IPFW just upset #3 Indiana. This kid celebrated by… drinking bleach pic.twitter.com/quiv0S2LHp
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) November 23, 2016
The one and only @bblackwell_ #GoDons pic.twitter.com/mmTiiI1efY
— Grant Springer (@gt_rocker1) November 23, 2016
Meet Brian Blackwell, or as he’d now like to be called, “Bleach Boy.”
https://twitter.com/bblackwell_/status/801285155700830210
According to his Twitter feed, Brian thought he had “peaked in highschool.” Then, Tuesday’s celebration happened.
https://twitter.com/bblackwell_/status/801294878323994624
He has a dapper sense of style.
@bblackwell_ he's a freshman here's his HS graduation pic from May pic.twitter.com/8tieWKzVkv
— Patrick Toole (Theta Male) (@TeamGunnShow) November 23, 2016
And while it seems more probable that “Bleach Boy” decided sneaking alcohol into the game in a giant container of Clorox (which might explain why he was dressed like a member of the athletic staff? Smooth.) might be better than any other alternative, he claims he’s chugging cleaner.
https://twitter.com/bblackwell_/status/801301626556444676
Like we said — don’t try this at home, fam.
Thumbnail photo via Twitter/gt_rocker1
