The Denver Broncos are in complete disarray. So, like any good head coach, Vance Joseph is trying to motivate his team.
At least, we think that’s what he’s trying to do.
The Broncos’ first-year head coach elected to come up with a new motto to try and end Denver’s eight-game losing streak.
There was just one issue with the new motto — it sounds like the tagline from a B-rated horror film.
Joseph: "This team has played hard. … Unfortunately we've turned the ball over at a rapid rate. But as far as effort, guys are finishing games. … It gets a little old, but we have a great locker room, we have a great staff. Our motto this week is, 'No surviving.'"
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) December 4, 2017
No surviving?
So everyone is losing their job? Or are they dying? Should the Broncos even bother showing up for their Week 14 game against the New York Jets?
If the whole head coaching thing doesn’t work out for Joseph, and judging by Denver’s 3-9 record, it won’t, his next gig shouldn’t involve attempting to motivate people.