Chris Simms Sinks To New Low With Indefensible All-Time QB Rankings

It really is so, so hard to take Chris Simms seriously.

Simms and fellow ProFootballTalk personality Mike Florio offered their all-time quarterback rankings Tuesday morning, and the results were just plain horrible. While Florio’s list is undeniably bad, what Simms pumped out is an indefensible trainwreck.

Take a look:

We’re not going to waste too much time ripping these lists apart, because the stupidity speaks for itself. All we’ll say is 1.) Lol at ranking Aaron Rodgers and John Elway ahead of Tom Brady, and 2.) You can’t have the kind of indoor/outdoor splits that Brees has and be the fifth-best quarterback of all time.

What do you think?  Leave a comment.

Whatever, Simms gonna Simms.

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Dakota Randall

Plymouth State/Boston University product from Wolfeboro, NH, who now is based in Rhode Island. Have worked at NESN since 2016, covering the Patriots since 2021. Might chat your ear off about Disney World, Halo 2, and Lord of the Rings.